CaptPukeFish
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In the land of milk and honey, the one-eyed man is king, and if youāre lucky, on Kings day, you will be chosen to pour milk and honey into the hole in his face where his eye used to be.
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Itās like my future self is always going to say, āwhatever you do, do not submit that uninspired meta time-travel catchphrase.ā
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I donāt have to stand here and listen to this! But I do have to lay and here and sniff it. I guess thatās my fault for not reading the whole fart contract.
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I was never a big fan of anal fungus, but itās starting to grow on me.
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Inside of you there are two wolves, and itās pretty obvious those are just people dressed as wolves. This is gross and I am not watching anymore of this. Iām going to have to ask you to leave.
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God works in mysterious ways, but not as mysterious as me. Maybe think about that before pulling some shit fool. Hashtag blessed.
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Look, Iām not trying to split hairs with you. If anything, Iām trying to put a bunch of hairs back together, and get all kinds of nasty.
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They call me mellow yellow, but my friends call me a manic depressive who still pees the bed.
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There are no stupid people, only stupid catchphrases, like the one youāre hearing right now, stupid.
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Comedy. Comm. eh. Dee. Comedy. Could you use it in a sentence please?
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Get those hands off my tankini, and get those glands on this dank weenie.
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The podcast strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a wolfman.
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There comes a time and a place. The time? now. The place? Your ears. Their comes? Courtesy of yours truly.
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Ooh baby I like it raw, but I prefer it medium rare.
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Well, now you know why they call me āthigh browsā.
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Itās like Bobby deniro once told me, he goes to me, he says, āHow did you get in my apartment? I told you multiple times Iām not Robert deniro.ā
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If thereās one thing I learned from my dear grand papa, is if youāre goin to Mardi Gras, you better know Krav Maga.
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In reality, the trip was kind of slow and predictable. We sort of just played the same music over and over again. If Iām being honest with myself, itās probably the main reason I developed a debilitating drug habit.
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You can lead a man to water. That mans name? Water killer Joe. The end
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The world may remember him as Richard Pryor, but to me heāll always be Dick Previous.
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My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack, and of course doctor, if the fungus spreads to any other areas, Iāll contact you immediately.
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