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    If you're listening to this and you survived the catchphrase wars, tell Greazey Bob that I love her.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Serious? As serious as a fart attack.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got cauliflower ear from years of boxing. You don’t wanna know how I got sauerkraut dick.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Enough with the Who’s on First routine and somebody just start the darn gangbang already.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Would u rather be an idiot that only talks to sticks, but is happy for 23 hrs/day, or be a brilliant talking stick surrounded only by idiots, but...

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There’s no easy way to tell you this. Well, maybe if I just, put down these grenades which I’ve been juggling. Ah yes. Much easier. You have cancer.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I said all hands on “deck”, but a how do ya do, this works too.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All I have are the clothes on my back, and dozens of precious jewels sewn into the skin on my back.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you remember Sergeant Slaughter and you look like Harry Potter, come teeter totter by the water with the cobblers naughty daughter.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I can moonwalk in my tube socks and I can douggy in my snuggy. I can beat box chewing moonrocks. Kiss me hug me. Lick me tug me.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You can take the boy outta Liverpool, but you can't take out the pool boy's liver.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach Beyoncé to fish and I’m all, “Yass Queen, slay”.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Behind the candelabra sits the dreaded chuppacabra, in a picture with Chewbacca. Titty poopoo. Titty kaka.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you can’t handle me at my Paul Blart, you don’t deserve me at my Mall Blart.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They say the darker the berry the sweeter the juice, which is why Scott Aukerman drinks only White Berry Juice. White berry juice, the official un...

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Chicken Little plays the fiddle. Papa's got the flu. Mama fires up the griddle. I watch "We Bought a Zoo".

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I licked a frog in the boondocks, lost my dog and my tube socks, and watched a goblin drop logs in Kenny Loggins’ toboggan.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ive been to Kenny Rogers roasters with Sergeant Slaughters daughter and to harry potters sweat lodge, seen Tina turner teeter totter.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Heroes don't always wear capes, and sometimes (ziiippp), they don't wear nothin' at all.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    God must have really had to scrape the mold off when he made you.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Split peas on her pants and sleeves, I'd spill it on my mama from my mouth.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm so tired of the media lobbing all these softball questions, and frankly, I can't wait for this softball tournament press conference to be over.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you can't handle me being fond of liverwurst, then you don't deserve to fondle my best bratwurst.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If it was a snake it woulda bit me. jk. It was a snake and it did bite me, loser.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We'll come on that bridge when we cross it.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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