CaptPukeFish
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's that dog fighting is illegal. How did you ever become a lawyer?
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You can lead a horse to water, which is good because I'm a thirsty horse, but you should know I don't put out until the second date, Mr. Man.
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In lieu of a catchphrase, id like to invite listeners to join me in the Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance to Howard Sterns penis. Bababooey.
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I don't wanna step on anyone's toes, but if that's your fetish and you've got the cash, then I've got the perfect pair of cleats.
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I'm half in the bag, sipping from your dish rag, dripping with that wine from where the sun don't shine.
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Drop that zero and get with a one, you beautiful binary bastard.
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch my independence and self-esteem return when you leave.
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I like my oatmeal like I like my tushy - eaten with a spoon, luke warm, and mushy.
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It was peachy and hunky dory, til we found pieces and chunks of Corey.
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From chicken pox to ticking clocks, to moonwalks in the boondocks, your watching laffitty talk box.
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I'm thinking about drawing a tiny number on my shnozz. Maybe a little two on the nose.
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Great news, children. Santa Claus is real and I'm the only one that knows where he's buried.
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Finally broke down and got one of those "mental breakdowns" everyone's been raving about.
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You can lead a horse to water but I can't. Im not allowed near em. Not since the quote unquote "drowning a bunch of horses incident"
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I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "chocoholic". I don't know what that means, who you are, or how you got in my house, but I guess you could say it
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I don't want to add insult to injury but, injusultery.
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1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock. 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, paper. 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, scissors. We're gonna ro-sham-bo real slow tonight
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There comes a time in every young boys life, and that time iiiissss...let me seeeee here...ah yes. 8:19PM.
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Its righty tighty, lefty loosey, then tighty whiteys on my Christmas goosey.
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It stands to reason. It sits to reason. It runs to reason. My God, now it's just a torso and it's crawling at me to reason!
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Yes, I put a lampshade on that guy from jersey shore, but im not trying to make light of the situation.
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When i became a man, i put away my childish things, but at night when i become ChildMan, I strap all those things back onto my imagination suit.
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When I was a child, I thought the Grapes of Wrath was about killer fruit. It wasn't until I was older and wiser that I learned that is 100% accurate.
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You were an old grape living next to a farmhouse? What, were you a raisin in a barn?
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