CaptPukeFish
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Show me where on this podcast that the bad catchphrase touched you.
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There's something awfully fishy about a fish restaurant that let's fish come in and fish for other fish.
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A hooker with a heart of gold. A pimp with a silver tongue. A psychotic john with a taste for alchemy.
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If you get caught between the moon and New York City, it might be time to lose some weight.
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I have nothing to declare except the stuffing from this chair, this muffin and eclair, and this lucious derriere.
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Stick and stones may break my bones, but what if my bones ARE sticks and stones? This is not that story.
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If you think I'm just gonna stand here on my knees and take this laying down, buddy, you've got the wroooonng talking snake.
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You make a better door than a window, but maybe it's my fault for hiring a door maker to make my windows.
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Smells like teen spirit, but tastes like elderly flop sweat.
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If I wear these pants, they're gonna cancel the dance.
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I know this is a bit of a blanket statement but here goes...I took a bite of my blanket.
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While you were flirting with disaster, I was 69'in chaos.
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If I told you once, I told you a thousand times - I am no good at equations, MOM.
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Bout high time you and I dusted off the ole balls and dick.
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You catch more flies with honey, but did you catch Michael Moore licking honey off my fly?
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If you enjoyed Finding Bobby Fischer, you'll love mining anal fissures.
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My new album dropped today. It's titled "Social Anxiety", and I'm not telling anybody what well I dropped it down.
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. That's when I grab my wing knife. We cannot abide another flying angel infestation.
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Officer, officer come quick! That catchphrase just stole my heart.
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You can want in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled first, or you can take this forty dollars, put on this Lil Bo-Peep...
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