CaptPukeFish
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Don't worry, this isn't my first rodeo. I mean, what are you anyway? the rodeo police? You ARE the rodeo police? In that case, yes, technically...
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When I became a man, I put away my childish things. I stuffed them all under my bed right before my mom got home.
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If you see some of "Say Anything", say something about "Say Anything".
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I've seen Earth, Wind and Fire, and I've seen Rainman.
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You see a lonely, shivering sink, sitting sadly outside your warm, inviting home. Let that sink in for a while.
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One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready, and four in the stink.
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This just in, scientists confirm jumping jack flash to actually be a liquid liquid liquid.
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Like sharing a slice of grandma pie with an old pair of sweat pants you ain't seen in awhile.
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My father cast a pretty big shadow, which explains why he's no longer a casting director.
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We provide the treats for the people in the cheap seats - the kind that give your mom the creeps and come seeping through your sheets.
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Pardon me ma'am, but you caught my eye from across the room, and I'm gonna need that little sucker back.
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you, or, better idea - just stop insisting on being hand-fed.
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Time is a flat circle, but coasters are also flat circles, soooo kiss my butt, Nietzsche.
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If you hear "welcome to comedy bang bang" after these words are done, then you just heard my catchphrase son.
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Now is the winter of our discontent, so I made hot cocoa for our whiny asses.
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Every man is an island, but not every island is a man. Two exceptions: Man Island and Island Man.
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He set forth into the barren wasteland on the heels of the cloven-hoofed beast. A warrior. A searcher. A bucket of year old yogurt.
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'Twats written in the stars...wait no. I read that wrong. Twat's written on the stairs.
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Its time to show everyone at this firm that you have more to offer than just your magical fart box.
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You can lead a horse to water, but so what? You had to use a carrot on a stick. Stop thinking you're such hot shit, Jamal.
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