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    Give a man a fish for the rest of his life, for you are Fish Man - Enabler of the Fishless

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    They say write what you know, but I know they mean write what I say, gnome sayin' ?

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    At times, I found it uplifting. Others times it really let me down. All in all, it was a pretty cool see-saw.

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    A lonely frog in an abandoned train yard whose best friend just died. It starts to rain rain.

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    Strawberry fields as long as I'm gettin' mine.

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    Of all the two-way mirrors in all the world, you had to squat over mine.

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    The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Second biggest? Got your nose!

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    I can't believe that is your natural hair color. And it just grows right out of your butthole like that, huh? Gorgeous.

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    I don't care what the abyss does to you, it's not polite to stare...period.

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    My first pair of underwear is the original meat packing district.

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    Cool it Fonz, nobody MADE him sit on it. Let's just clean up all this blood and get our stories straight, yeah?

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    Listen closely my child, for there are places in this world that you can not find on a map. That is to say, you're really bad at reading maps, idiot.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Broke and irrelevant, he used his final champagne wish to end the source of his insanity - his unrelenting caviar dreams. Then there was only sadness.

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    And when you come across the man named Witchita Stan, tell him I stashed his 50 grand in that Burger King trash can.

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    Legend tells us of a podcast so wondrous, it brought joy to whosoever happened upon it. But enough about that. Here's Comedy etc etc.

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    The wonderful thing about tiggers? They know how to keep their goddam fucking mouth shut.

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    He was once but a young man, with a young man butt. Now he's...Butt Youngman: Ass Lawyer.

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    If I were king of the forest, first things first - the trees, am I right? I think we alllll know what I'm getting at. I'm looking at u, owls.

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    Mr. speaker, let the record show that the chair recognizes an old high school acquaintance, but has chosen to feign ignorance and avoid eye contact.

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    Oswald Copplepot that Endswald Copplepot.

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    If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a human, then it's probably just my Dad, and yes it's safe to throw bread at it.

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    I don't know if beauty's only skin deep, but I can say with absolute certainty, that my booty is only 3 thin mints deep.

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    For some,the war never ended. For others,it never began. Then there are those who can only masturbate to certain cloud formations.This is their story.

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    There's plenty of fish in the "C" word.

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    U can't say I didn't warn u. Also, u can't say I DID warn u. U can't say anything since they cut out ur tongue, which I was concerned may happen.

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