CaptPukeFish
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You might not like the guy stuffing cigarettes inside those chairs, but you can't say he doesn't put butts in seats.
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I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, squatting over a fish, making it rain up in da club.
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You can take my finger guns when you pry open my cold, dead, finger-gun shaped hands.
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By how he packed his sack, he's not coming back. Scott reaches down from atop his unicorn and wipes my tear away with the back of his man finger.
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I wasn't trying to be an asshole. How was I supposed to know that spilled milk killed his entire family?
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Mess with the Bull Durham, you get Lena Dunham horny.
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You can keep saying "Everything old is new again", but I'm not eating anymore of these milk chunks.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then we play "find the eye", followed by arts and crafts, where eye gouging becomes mandatory.
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Now, after all we've been through, I know why it's called the city of angels. Because "Los Angeles" is Spanish for "the angels".
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You can keep your friends close, and you can keep your enemies closer, but you can't keep your friends clothes in your enemies nose, weirdos
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Don't put the cart before the horse. Put that horse IN the cart, and show me you can close a deal. DEAD HORSE FOR SALE! DEAD HORSE FOR SALE!
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A wild catchphrase appears. What do you want to do? A: Fight. B: Comedy Bang Bang
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As a reminder, if this had been an actual catchphrase, it would have been followed by "Welcome to comedy bang bang"
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Howie Mandel says a lot about Howie perceive reality.
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This movie about bipolar disorder is amazing. I mean, I laughed, I cried, and the movie hasn't even started yet.
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Her's was a tale of woe. Like, "woe, what a tale lady!" You know what I mean? Like, "crazy". Crazy sad.
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Don't count your chickens AFTER they hatch. Don't. Ever. Count. Your. Chickens. Oh and since we're...
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In my day, they were known as the Polka Men. And they tried to catch you, you snowflake sonsabitches.
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Spirit, if you're there, whip out those sugar shakers for mama.
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I might have to change my diaper, cuz shits about to get real.
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You got me like leftovers you couldn't finish...foiled again.
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