CaptPukeFish
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This is fifty percent catch. Fifty percent phrase. And a hundred percent signal of the end of days.
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Technically I'm not a case maker, but hypothetically? A case could be made.
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Yes, she takes the D train to Browntown, and no, she doesn't do anal. What an odd line of questioning.
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That time me and a clown shook our dicks at eachother was the original gender reveal party.
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And those times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, I was on your shoulders flashing my tits and giving your mother the finger.
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You think you can just keep the areas in which you masturbate a secret? Seriously, where do you get off?
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Looks like we can chalk another one up to good ole fashioned chalk usage.
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You're a shit bridge player, Judy, but goddammit you make a fine vodka casserole.
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If you substitute the "i" with "w,o" and the "t" with "r,s,e", all you're doing is making it worse.
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Following sanitization and insertion, if you are comfortable with the fit of your Freedom Probe, you may now recite the designated catchphrase.
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Sometimes you just have to grit your gums, and accept the consequences of your debilitating teeth gritting habit.
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I haven't gotten a bloody nose in a while. Maybe they caught the guy that was mailing them to me.
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Fortune favors the bold, but Vegas is still showing the bold as seven and a half point underdogs to the privileged and gifted.
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They say drowning is the worst way to die. I say it's drowning in piss.
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Dear diary, Scott read my catchphrase today and it made me cry. Why do i let him use me? Prom in 3 weeks, so we'll see.
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Keep it in your pants Muffin Man. I don't know you like that.
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I knew her back when she just wrote murder; no obnoxious comma needed; before the creative writing classes and the booze.
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Do you reject Satan and all his work, including his earlier, more folksy jazzy underground independent shit?
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Before you ask - yes its a birthmark, and yes its contagious.
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When I became a man, I put away my childish things, but when I became a lady-boy, that's when the real money started coming in.
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