CaptPukeFish
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If ur gonna live under my roof, ur gonna live by my rules. That's what makes it ironic that I'm killing u on the roof with my ruler.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The internet is exactly like my butthole; full of adorable kittens.
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Whoever hacked my account and started posting catchphrases, stop it. Ur not funny and they're not funny. WTF is comedy bang bang? Kill urself.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I have wept. I have dreamed. I have witnessed the ancient moon make wee wee in it's dye dye.
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Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, incoming students, busters, tricks, tramps, hoes, and daddymacks, please remain in your funk trance.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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According to a recent survey, accordions threw a decent soirée.
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They say even today, you can see him in the sand dunes, gumming his dentures, drinking a banana, and farting on grandma.
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What do you mean the prophecy isn't true? Then why did I bleach my butthole? Why did I bleach everyone's butthole?!!!
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The first rule of mime club is... The second rule of mime club is...
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A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.
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Attention viewers, 'The invisible Man' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you an unexceptional catchphrase.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Have you read the big news? Did you see? Have you heard? It looks like all news is fake now, and your mom ate my turd.
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With its last act, the space council finds you, Captain John Q. FishTits, guilty of high treason and inter-dimensional espionage. What say U?
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Tough job?U betcha. But you can't beat that look in a hobo's eye when you hand him a 50 dollar bill for his other, fresh, surgically-removed hobo-eye.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Are we just going to lay here all night having sexual intercourse, or are you going to invite me up for a drink? *wink wink
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I knew I was in the jungle, but I didn't know I was gonna die. Pardon my lack of decorum sir, but this really puts a blueberry sandwich in my pajamas.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Critics call it "gripping". But it's a pair of pliers, so that's not saying much.
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You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. Yer shootin' up crank! What else have you been doin in here when you told us you were just whistlin' Dixie, Mother?!
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Good news gang. Dildo production is up 300% this quarter. Bad new is you're all fired and this Dairy Queen is shut down until further notice.
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If you're happy and you know it, let that stranger out of the basement, Captain. Hello? Captain, are you there? He's gone. Hit the button.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Everybody Wang Chungs here, Derek. Everybody. Don't you want to have fun tonight? Don't you want Leader to see you having fun?
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I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. Prepare for robo-love-suck-pump catheter injection in 3...2...1
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