CaptPukeFish
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I got two tickets to Paradise, Wyoming. They’re for me and a girlfriend I made up and we’re going to my parents funeral.
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I’ve been struggling with how bad I am at tying shoes, but I think I may have finally found a loophole.
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The word “legend” gets thrown around a lot. But not as much as, or as far as, the word frisbee.
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I’ll take some of grumpy’s lumpy rump in one lump sum.
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A bottle of red? A bottle of white? As your urologist, I have some concerns.
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You really expect me to clean up that trail of semen? After I came all this way?
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If my theory was correct and we made it to the other side, the catchphrase should be wrapping up right abooout...wait for it. Waaait for it.
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She says she talks to angels. Turns out she meant Hell’s Angels. And by “talks to”, she meant “has unprotected sex with”. And by “she”, I meant “me”.
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Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, you’re crowd control. In and out in 3 minutes, with as few casualties as possible. Let’s do this!
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There’s safety in numbers. Specifically the numbers 4, 11, and 26. All others numbers are extremely dangerous and not to be fucked with, especially 73.
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Doctor doctor, give me the news. Huey Lewis done kidnapped them fools.
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I threw up on a farm. Wait, that’s not right. I threw up on a farmer.
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Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, then they have a plan, a fat lip, and maybe one or two questions about why a stranger just punched them in the face.
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Just an old fashioned love song, about my artificial robo-dong.
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Bitches wanna wear my gown and take my crown, cuz I’m the clown fucking king of the underground.
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I’m a scat man. And by “scat” I mean animal feces. Skibbity be bop dip dap. I love shit.
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It was hands down the best way I’ve ever had my hands chopped off.
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But that, my dear Watson, is just the tip of the iceberg’s penis.
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Your future’s so bright because everything you care about catches fire.
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There’s no business like shploe business, because shploe business isn’t a real thing.
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Hoo wee I look just like Buddy Holly, and woo hoo I’m hung just like Buddy Hackett.
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If you came here looking for aggressive advice about getting skates you can use on concrete, you're going to have to fucking get in line.
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