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    That's when I noticed it. The mystical stench of a unicorn's dick.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Madam, for the last time, I beg you, cover up your flamingos genitals.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Say what you want about Nicholas Cage, but to me, he's in National Treasure.

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    And the Award for best costume goes to Father O'Reilly's faceless conjoined twin for "Slutty Hitler with no face"

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In the morning, she didn't understand what "shit you a poem" meant. By sundown, they were husband and wife.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In the end, the only thing he was found guilty of was having a big heart and getting illegal heart-enlargement surgery.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Look, I'm just going to come clean with you. Unless you want the dirty come special, which is extra.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If its any consolation, he was able to prolong his suffering for days by eating his own organs. He hikes with Satan now.

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    Sorry, I'm not really a big fan. I'm just a giant windmill.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I promise I'm not a giant windmill. I'm just a really big fan.

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    "Subtlety is the key to good comedy" he whispered from his dickhole as he blew a wet fart in the dead clown's face.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I just flew back from a Transformers convention, and boy were their arms tires.

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    Now everyone please, put your hands together for the officers connecting your handcuff chains. This crowd is under arrest. We found the bodies.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Catchphrases should be called "throw slogans". Hulk Slogan, Sulk Goblin, Slogans Run, Mohegan Sun, Run Hulk Run. I'm having a stroke.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mayor McCheese, same question. How do we make milkshake lake more whimsical,and given what we now know about Grimace,is the death penalty too lenient?

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love Halloween because it's one of only three holidays a year when I'm allowed to wear my gimp suit out in public.

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    It's 3AM. The blood from your leg is indistinguishable from the rusty teeth of the crushing bear trap. Is that your tibia or fibula showing? It (con't

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    We would frolic through the apocalypse, our souls asunder, forever juvenile, our cheese...fromunda

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    Your majesty, may I present, the Gypsy Moth Handjobs.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Staying true to his vision, he made the incision. Wide split the rectum, in went the pigeon.

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    Boys Life magazine proclaims "It's like being finger-blasted by the shadow puppets of the one true Christian god, but with mattress advertisements."

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    Born the bastard son of a cannon ball polisher and an albino seamstress, he would go on to become the sexiest beatboxer in the robot brothel.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I awake to a butterfly burrowing itself inside me. A car door slams. He is here; The Bag Maker. I remove the poison via my urethra. It is my birthday.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over the next few months, the prosecution will try to convince u this isn't a picture of a sasquatch penis.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I saw my entire future in her eyes.And at some point in that future a flaming runaway sausage cart goes barreling into a funeral home.It was true love

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