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Forget everything you thought you knew about underwater clown orgies.
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I'll never forget the clip clop clippity clop sounds of those hooves pulverizing my grandpas corpse, but man could that horse tap dance.
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There's something about having great sex that just seems to put me in the mood.
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Don't you hate it when you let your neighbor borrow one of your tools and then he catches you jerking off on one of his more attractive garden gnomes?
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, but more importantly, he is the reigning hide-and-seek champion since the great Eye-Gouge of '76.
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In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a hollowed out block of moldy cheese filled with his pubic hair and pencil shavings.
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I don't discuss religion or politics at the dinner table. Mostly because the illuminati won't let me have company and the Jews stole my table.
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With quivering lips, the arrow pulled from its quiver, he shot from the hip, through the astronaut's liver.
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Two buses filled with zombies collided head-on with eachother today. Everyone walked away unharmed. There were no survivors.
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She won't mince words, but she will mince meat. Meet Mincy, the world's cutest mute meat mincer.
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Today at school I learned the small intestine is over 20 feet long. It was the most gruesome gym class injury I've ever seen.
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I'm not much of a "fly by the seat of my pants" kind of guy, but I am sitting in a pile of dead flies.
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This is show that kind of knot. The show where we show off all kinds of different knots, then take shits on eachother.
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Better to have a trash bag filled with dog farts and not need it, then to need a trash bag full of dog farts and not have it.
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I didn't come this far just to lose the long distance ejaculation contest.
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"Watch this ass trick, bitchโ said the bitch-ass trick, as he tricked my bitch ass. Best to keep track of a tricky bitch like trashy ass Richie Rich.
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Overcome with irony while transporting logs down the Hershey highway, the driver lost control of both his truck and bowels. There were no survivors.
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It was a 4 hour slo-motion video of an elderly Marlon Brando's ass cheeks slapping together,and it was the best 6th birthday a boy could ever wish for
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Misery loves company, and the company loves humpin' me. As long as the accompanying humping, is encompassed within lovely Missouri.
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And there, majestically perched atop the old cathedral, tattered cape twisting in the wind, was Fartboob McPooface, inappropriately touching himself
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An unwilling hero. An innocent victim. An intrepid reporter. A woman scorned. A struggling single father. A boy coming of age. A dog that almost dies
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Time's up class.Please put down ur pencils, take off ur blindfolds and remove the ball gags from ur mouths. Surprise! I'm not really a yoga instructor
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Part of me wants to slap you, and part of me wants to kiss you. And both of those parts are the tip of my penis.
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George Orwell was right. No wait, it was Orsen Wells. Wait no, it was the Olsen twins. The Olsen twins were soooo fuckin right.
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