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Relax and take notes, while I make jokes for you bitch-ass broke folks.
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If I ran a colony of mimes, I could cut the tongues out of children and nobody would question it. Man, I was born in the wrong decade.
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Your ratio of disappointment to relief after googling "Golden Girls Scissoring" says a lot about you. I'm a 70/30 guy myself.
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If you like traditional family gatherings where nothing genuinely interesting happens, you're gonna love Ninja Monkey Fuck Mansion part 4!
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Set your catch phrazers to pun! *rimshot *fart noise *slidewhistle *latin kings gang sign.
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Now here's a terrible joke about listening to an audio recording of a famous Stephen King novel. Stop me if you've heard IT before.
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Fun fact: I only masturbate to pre-World War II newspaper obituaries with circus music playing, but not for the reasons you would think.
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The more I contemplate life and death, the more awesome I think it will be if everyone wears a Predator mask at my funeral.
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It was a hobo on mushrooms shitting into the finger holes of a bowling bowl. The Hardy boys would need more than their sexy, boyish charm this time.
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80s kids remember: Eating raw hamburger meat for breakfast and throwing yourself through a plate glass window every time a muppet baby was euthanized.
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There is no sun Annie. These are the end times and the battle for your soul has begun. Stop singing and pray for death. Tomorrow the demons feast.
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If the bird is the word, and "turd" is the next word, then the third word is "Peggy". My name is Peggy and a bird shit on my face.
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We can put a fish on the moon, but we can't teach him to drink it.
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I did a backflip on roller skates and then sucker punched my dad in his tits. I don't need his bullshit. I'm the roller skate king now old man. Deuces
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"See me after school young man!" She said jokingly. We all laughed since Bobby was Mrs. Murphy's son, and they lived together. Also he was blind.
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I'll fondly remember Brenda. Mostly for how she fondled my member last November. And now her children would like to say a few words.
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The secret to comedy is just building up expectations, and then jerking off a clown on a crowded school bus.
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If you're on a date with a girl, and she assists a colony of bees with pollinating plants and cultivating honey, that girl is a weirdo.
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I grew up on a farm. And by "farm" I mean mental institution. And by "grew up" I mean liquid sandwich muffin penis.
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Call me old fashioned, but I like to check a prostitute for weapons before we drop acid together.
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Maybe its the child inside of me, but my favorite thing about panda bears is their succulent rib meat.
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There are many ways to skin a cat, and i was forced to watch them all. You can too at grandmaskinnedmycats.com
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It's like the old saying goes, "Too many chiefs, not enough dick pics"
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Hold on to your fit bits and watch out for split lips. This shit fit may result in nip slips.
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