CaptPukeFish
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The verdict is in: People like the new diet Dr. Pepper more than they like getting beaten to death in a prison cafeteria.
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Desire is just your dreams trying to come true. A fart is just a poo saying "How do you do?"
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When all of a sudden, I came upon a group of deer in my travels. Have fun washing all that cum off. Stupid deer.
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The crusty scabs will flake off. The burning sensation will subside. The giggling will echo throughout eternity. This is how sex was born.
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This is how the sausage gets made. "How the maid gets sausaged" has been cancelled.
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"Beggars can't be choosers" he whispers, as he chews the leg off of a beggar. The Chewsler strikes again!
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Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.
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Good news. The show can proceed. I'm being told those missing gallons of super-spiders poses harm to the audience ONLY.
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No, certainly not "harmless". I said "armless". But even I'm surprised he could start and wield a chainsaw with his feet.
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He'll take you to the edge.Blindfold you.Spin you around a few times.Then kick you in the back.Please mom.No more vacations with that sadistic bastard
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That's never gonna heal if you keep stuffing ping pong balls in it.
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A controversial catchphrase submitter looks down at the boy and says, "I can't operate on this girl. She's my son."
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Brought to you in part by "The Part Bringers". Arbitrarily bringing random parts of non-specific objects to strangers since 1926.
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It's just like the ancients predicted, minus the part where the sun god melts my dick off.
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Now with the soothing comfort of a throbbing potato sack left silently on your doorstep during a lightning storm.
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Little pet peeve of mine: I like to bite the ends off of Twizzlers, and then spit the pieces at the hog-tied corpses of those that have wronged me.
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The unspoken life-long malaise of unrequited love. The sensuous tranquility of genetically altered super-bees attacking an elderly doorman.
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Spread wide the butt cheeks of your soul, and let the elegance burrow itself inside you.
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Open your shade, it's time to get paid. I'm in the tree outside your bedroom, and this dirty money diaper isn't gonna change itself.
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Now let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for those victimized by juvenile pscychological abuse. Uh uh uhh. I didn't say Simon says. Suckahhs!
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Waiting sucks Eddie, but I've never known Tom Petty to back down from a free mani-pedi.
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Bring me the severed head of Penelope Pitstop. The wackiness ends tonight.
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Like a cayenne pepper-coated suppository for your brain butthole.
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