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    The spirit is willing but is the mind strong enough? Find out tonight, live! It's Spirit vs Mind on the Psychic Kickboxing Network.

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    The blood and semen will wash off, but I'll be damned if ever I come to another Rose Bowl parade.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Wring out your panties Sister Margaret, the devil's coming to the dance and he'll be wearing golden socks with crimson sandals.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Our love was a lie. It was wet spaghetti the whole time. High five! Oh, I forgot you were just a dolphin. Man this life raft smells like dead dolphin

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    NASA faked the moon landing, but the poon landing was real, and now you have herpes. Game. Set. Match.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've heard of fastidiously harvesting organs, but an Oregon harvest festival?

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    Looking back,I wish I'd taken a selfie with him in the background. Also,he killed every1 i ever loved.Whatever.Next time,Godzilla selfie betch! lol ;)

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Put down your bongs and whip out your shlongs, now climb aboard the fucktruck to tittytown. This is the Oprah book club like you've never seen it b4!

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tonight on "The Procrastinating Self-Diagnosing Pharmaceutical Manufacturer, MD", the doctor finally gets a taste of his own medicine.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Just follow your heart. Or kill both your parents and start a new life. What do I care?. I don't even know you. Can you sit somewhere else please?

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now if you'll all check under your seats, you'll notice a chunk of my shit. Tickets are nonrefundable and the doors are locked from the outside.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't you hate it when you bend over backwards to help someone out, and they don't even acknowledge your flexibility or your erection?

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    Does this taste infected to you?

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    Poultry, thy name is chicken.

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    Maybe you didn't expect this many killer robots at a kindergarten graduation, but I did. Now get out of that pile of dead bodies and lets do this.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Thanks for staying tuned to "The Stay Tunes: The Tunes That Stayed." I'm your host Stacy Tooning, and I recently found out I have terminal cancer.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You think abstract expressionism represented the traditional middle class better than socialist realism? Child please!

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    I need an old priest, and a young priest. And a small pool filled with baby oil. Ooh La la. Best sweet 16 Everrrrrr!!!

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The last thing I remember is Father O'Garrity running at me with a sock full of quarters and yelling "You think your tits dont stink!?"

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's only so many times you can throw a hobo from a moving train before you feel like settling down and starting a family.

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    I wrote a book about reverse psychology, but people like you probably wouldn't understand it, so don't even bother.

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    Rabies infused chicken wire? I thought you said "whoopee pies". Well, too late now. I've already swallowed it.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Spill em all and let Maude sort em out. Maude has OCD and we like to have fun. God, I wish I was dead.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You guys wanna see a dead body? You do? That's gross. I'm telling my mom. I never really liked you guys anyway. The end.

    By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stop picking at it and just let the flies do their thing.

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