CaptPukeFish
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I don’t know but I’ve been told, my doctor found mold in my deepest skin fold.
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You shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth, and honestly you don’t need to keep taking pictures of its dick like that either. Actually, ya know what? Takin back the horse. I told your mother this was a mistake. Takin back the horse.
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When I was a boy, I spoke as a boy, but when I became a man, I put a big smelly poo poo in my dipey.
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My milkshake brings all the bugs to my car, and I can’t clean it cuz im a ga ga ga ghoOoOost. So much blood. So many ants in the blood.
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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became the pink, I put two in the stink.
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You can’t play with the toy until you suck down all of your nugget juice.
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I now pronounce you two in the pink. You may place one in the stink.
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You know what they say, if there’s grass on my balls, I probably mowed the field naked.
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, I fingered the riddler and shit on bette midler.
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Programmed to love. Engineered to destroy. Marinated overnight in meemaw’s secret skin juice.
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Some people call me the space cowboy but my real name is Galactro - The Space Ranger.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t spend time with your own son? Maybe even teach him how to ride that goddam horse you seem to love so much? Are you even listening to me?
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When I became a man, I put away my childish things, and if my mom asks you what happened to them just please tell her I left them at your house, like, not even joking.
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You can do the hokey pokey and then turn yourself around, or you can do the chokey strokey, grab your belt and go to pound town.
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One if by land two if by sea three by Nantucket, and four in the stink
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And Here it is, number one with a bullet, me, stumbling uninvited into your bedroom, shooting wildly into a bucket of urine.
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The ass cheeks of the vampire. The crack of the bat.
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Didn’t notice your crotch omelette, now I’m the one with egg on my face.
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