CaptPukeFish
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runner up to numb chucks monthly chunker of the month club.
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’ll be the first to admit it’s made for an awkward first date.
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I’m tired of being looked at as just another lovecraftian object. It’s like, hey man, my eyes are up here sewn into the tits growing out of my neck.
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A watched pot never boils? Tell that to my blind uncle sal. May he Rest In Peace. He died staring at what he thought was a boiling pot and forgot to eat. Anyway happy birthday everybody.
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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. They should throw parties. Sexy naked parties, on the off chance your elderly, reclusive, catchphrase-submitting neighbor may feel alive again.
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Mama didn’t raise no coward, but she did raise a herd of cows, and those things scare the shit outta me.
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A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. And that mans name? Alvin Einstein.
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The doctor was a woman on Dr. Woman, premiering last year on TV.
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It’s the birds and the bees, not the birds and Steve.
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You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat me. So if you don’t like mornings or the act of physically beating another human being for money, this isn’t the job for you.
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This is where we separate the men from the boys. This is where we combine the men and the boys. And over here is where the leftover pieces of the men and boys are disposed of.
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I can’t believe it’s not butter, and I will not accept it as anything else, therefore, Senator, I choose death.
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The chances that Eminem joins a convent? Slim to nun.
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Keep your friends close, and keep one in your friend’s stink.
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When I was younger I would sometimes clam up, now that I’m grown, all I do is oyster down.
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Ive got the eye of the tiger and customs won’t stop hassling me about it.
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I don’t have any bitcoin. Do you accept chewed cash?
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I’d like to remind the gentleman buried in horse feed that he is currently under oats.
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I don’t mind seeing Bronson Pinchot, but I get nervous when I see Bronson Bite-O and Scratch-O.
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