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    I saw you do piss-poor on the hearing test. I heard you pour piss on the eye test. But the piss test? That wasn’t shiiiiiiit

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    When I became a man, I put away childish things, and when I came on the elephant man, we watched season two of Stranger Things.

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    Two for the matinee showing of Basic Instinct, and one in the stink.

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    Grey Poupon for my friend’s hot dog. Hot dog-poop for my friend’s Groupon.

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    I think anyone that believes they need to have an MRI should probably have thier head examined.

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    Miami convents don’t have nuns unless they got funds, son.

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    It’s the bee’s knees AND the butterfly’s dick.

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    Hope Floats, but with enough salt, or helium, anything floats. The deleted scenes of Hope Floats taught me that.

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    Didgeridoo or didgeridoo not, there is no didgeritry.

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    I like to think you can tell a lot about a person when they commission you to write their biography.

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    There’s something about not being able to poke an inexperienced masseuse that rubs me the wrong way, and I just can’t put my finger on it.

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    If u want my advice, I’d say just walk up real cool n confident, look me in the eyes and be like “hey bro, how bout giving me some advice some time?”

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    Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, pee on my face while we watch Purple Rain. RIPrince

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    As your psychiatrist I have to be honest with you, I’m just a picture of your mother taped to a bucket of used condoms.

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    In my day we used phone books, but nowadays everybodys gluing together a bunch’a smart phones just so thier kid can sit a few inches higher in a chair

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    I can feel it in my bones, so I won’t stop chewing until I reach my bones.

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    Eveyone’s worried about the polar icecaps, but nobody wants to talk about how the word “cap” is another word for “hat”? Like, Really!!?

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    Put it in my foot-pussy you Cowboys versus Aliens watching motherfucker.

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    If you’re looking for something to walk around on during those lazy summer days, nothing quite beats a floor.

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    There comes a time in everyone’s life, and I really think more people should be talking about it.

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    Who has 36 thumbs and has a listener of this podcast mailing them severed thumbs? I do. The authorities have been notified.

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    The case was a slam dunk. The victim was a slam dunk. The judge, a slam dunk? What the heck is going on in this volleyball game?

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    Team cheese makes the cream cheese.

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    Float like a butterfly. Sting like a butterfly. Begin walking upright and mimic human speech like a butterfly.

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    Those are my loaves, those are my fishes, but those aren’t my Hershey’s kisses.

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