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    I was working as a unreliable narrator in a cocktail bar. That much is probably true

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    i just bought a lifetime supply of condoms. $5 for a pack of ten is a great deal!

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    two reasons i never let my girlfriend play my playstation. 1) i do not have a playstation. 2) i do not have a girlfriend

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    I cant blame all my problems on 9/11 but that wont stop me trying

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    I heard that mens rights activists are allergic to most nuts but not almonds

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    I've spent my entire life running from a lot of very serious psychological problems and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED

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    my catchphrase brings all the boys to the yard, they're like "this one was a reach"

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    wake up sheeple its time to go to school

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    yuri gagarin wasn't much of an improviser but his space work was out of this world!

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    things are getting serious with my muppet boyfriend but he's unwilling to Kermit

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    I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. it was justified and I'd do it again

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    actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. the real monster was capitalism

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    I jumped on a turtle once and I feel less than super about it

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    knock knock who's there? pullback pullback who? pullback and reveal

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    actually, Frasier was the name of the doctor. the monster was tossed salad

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