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I was working as a unreliable narrator in a cocktail bar. That much is probably true
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i just bought a lifetime supply of condoms. $5 for a pack of ten is a great deal!
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two reasons i never let my girlfriend play my playstation. 1) i do not have a playstation. 2) i do not have a girlfriend
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I cant blame all my problems on 9/11 but that wont stop me trying
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I heard that mens rights activists are allergic to most nuts but not almonds
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I've spent my entire life running from a lot of very serious psychological problems and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED
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my catchphrase brings all the boys to the yard, they're like "this one was a reach"
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wake up sheeple its time to go to school
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yuri gagarin wasn't much of an improviser but his space work was out of this world!
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things are getting serious with my muppet boyfriend but he's unwilling to Kermit
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I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. it was justified and I'd do it again
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actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. the real monster was capitalism
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I jumped on a turtle once and I feel less than super about it
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knock knock who's there? pullback pullback who? pullback and reveal
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actually, Frasier was the name of the doctor. the monster was tossed salad
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