dhxlive
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Hungry are the hippos, for they shall inherit the marbles
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We sew the seeds for tomorrow, and replant them, they're annuals, its kind of a pain in the azaleas
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frosted tips, frozen nips, warming up with chips and dips!
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Pack your lunch before it packs you, you cant backtrack a backup backpack
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Headphones on, pants off... did you make the Stroganoff?
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Submitted by Inspiring Teachers.Â
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Address the fact, mail the fiction.Â
Mumble the truth, lie with diction.Â
-Stockton mocktownÂ
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The mall sells some balls, but the sports store sells lots more.Â
-Stockton mocktownÂ
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Make my Columbus day.Â
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-Stockton mocktown
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Open mic and tip your waiter, wag the dog and train your gator.Â
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Chalk it up, talk it up. Stock up on talking Chalk.Â
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Left click, right click, double click, Jimminy Glick.Â
by HaugDog
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Flip your lid and blow your cover. I just busted through that rubber.Â
by Haugdog
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Fuel your mule, bury that burro. That donkey's drinking gasoline.
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by HogDog
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Come on in, sit right down. Pay the bill, get the hell out.
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By HogDog
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Wavy gravy? That biscuits in the navy!
By HogDog
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Cancel Netflix, and prepare to be wowed by crackle.Â
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Not Haugerman
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Orphan socks are ghosts of the children of the Industrial Revolution
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I retire attire when I'm tired of torn tie tirades
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To really get a pig to fly, throw its skin in a tight spiral. Oh, what a Delicious football pun. What do you mean you're leaving me?
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Flowing like a flower, singing in the shower, has it been an hour? My water bill is going to be outrageus.
-HoggyDoggy
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Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense.
-HoggieDoggie
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More than meats the eye, but less than what vegetables the ear.
-HoggieDoggie
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A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker.
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-by HoggyDoggy
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Chicken Strips? Sounds pollo picante to me!
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by DynamicDan
See a bird and pet its wings, those purdy, birdy, flying things!
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See a bird and pet its wings, those purdy, birdy, flying things!