Corner the market. Potato the economy.

[Corner the market. Potato the economy.]

Corner the market. Potato the economy.

[John Cena lifts 500 pounds, and I sigh when I lift a milk jug, I could go work out, but I think I'll just watch Clerks. Maybe have some cookies.]

John Cena lifts 500 pounds, and I sigh when I lift a milk jug, I could work out, but I think I'll just watch Clerks. Maybe have some cookies and some milk.

[Better Butter Up Your Mother When it Matters with Batter]

Better Butter Up Your Mother When it Matters with Batter

[Episode 472 - Pleats, Please!]

I'm only 40 minutes in, but Scotty is absolutely on fire in this ep. So funny! Always happy to see Will Hines on the guest list, he's the king of abandoning a premise in favour of yes-and-ing.

 

He really was, consecutive episodes where he is hopping on so many details in responses. I think it might be my favorite thing about his work, his attention to detail, cracks me up when a series of questions makes one question turn into 4 minutes.

[Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.]

Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.

[Time to do your plugs]

https://soundcloud.com/jess-hauger/time-to-do-your-plugs-by-danny-hauger-for-cbb

[Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.]

Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.

[Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.]

Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.

[I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.]

I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.

[Episode 471 - Shy By Nature, Outgoing By Nurture]

Jason Mantzoukas Makes Fun Of Scott Aukerman's Sex Life

 

Come on, Howl.

 

 

Jason was ready to call Scott on just about everything in this one, Scott was a flame thrower from the opening catch phrase bell.