FattWatson
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What can I say, I’m a man of few words. I do know “roller skates”, “fire truck”, and “dumpster”.
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“I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.
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Kissing is easy: just put your lips together and pretend you’re doing a saxophone solo during the SNL end credits.
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Why yes, your Majesty, I would love some gravy on my French fries.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!
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How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?
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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.
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What if feet were nothing more than hands for our legs that we put socks and shoes on and walk around on all day?
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“It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.
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You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs especially when the customer orders his eggs “extra broken”.
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Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and whatever you do, do not call me late for dinner
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With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there — I even heard some oinks in my underwear.
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Sugar and spices and always low prices, my noodles are twice as good as my rice is.
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Waiter there seems to be a mistake – I ordered the bucket of Slim Jims
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Who replaced my bones with springs? Now I’m gonna be bouncing around all day
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If you beat me in putt-putt, I’ll give you dat nut-nut for your little butt-butt.
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It takes two, Baby: me and Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon
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Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanglish, press 3 for whatever those blue idiots are speaking in that fucking Avatar movie
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