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FattWatson

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    I’ve never felt cooler than when I stuck those frozen starfish down my pants

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That’s not a pogo stick - THIS is a pogo stick!

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Waiter, there's a fly in my soup - and by "soup" I mean web, and by "waiter", I mean a spider waiter

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That's not a seal, it's the ghost of Mickey Rooney! No, wait - it's a seal.

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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