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Topics posted by FattWatson
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That's not a seal, it's the ghost of Mickey Rooney! No, wait - it's a seal.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup - and by "soup" I mean web, and by "waiter", I mean a spider waiter
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We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon
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Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.
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Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter
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I’ve never felt cooler than when I stuck those frozen starfish down my pants
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Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanglish, press 3 for whatever those blue idiots are speaking in that fucking Avatar movie
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It takes two, Baby: me and Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon
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If you beat me in putt-putt, I’ll give you dat nut-nut for your little butt-butt.
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Who replaced my bones with springs? Now I’m gonna be bouncing around all day
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Waiter there seems to be a mistake – I ordered the bucket of Slim Jims
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Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and whatever you do, do not call me late for dinner
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With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there — I even heard some oinks in my underwear.
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Sugar and spices and always low prices, my noodles are twice as good as my rice is.
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You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs especially when the customer orders his eggs “extra broken”.
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“It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.
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What if feet were nothing more than hands for our legs that we put socks and shoes on and walk around on all day?
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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.
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How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!
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