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FattWatson

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    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That’s not a pogo stick - THIS is a pogo stick!

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs especially when the customer orders his eggs “extra broken”.

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon

    By FattWatson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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