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    Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too."

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    Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MORE foreskin to your baby boy!

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    Honk if you're horny... fluegelhorn if you're flaccid!

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    The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim.

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    Dasvidaniya, and don't get any on ya!

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    Fievel and Cryptkeeper be cut from the same cloth, yo! Just beggggging for you to experience their juicy tale.

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    Alright, Mr. Smart Guy, Riddle Me This: Why is it, When I Do Sneeze, That I Do Piss?

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    I'm your comedy sherpa.....

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    Take one Andy....

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    I'm a frisky little biscuit....

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    Tired of getting conjunctivitis....

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    A watched pot....

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    A spokesman has confirmed, "The mohel got a boil by sticking his own bone in the oily calzone."

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    Hottie gettin' naughty on a Squatty Potty!

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    Lightning never strikes twice, but a toaster in the tub always cooks my goose!

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    Scotty Baby's Semi-Seasonal Suppositories now on sale in the lobby!

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    Amelia Earhart's back, but this time she's got a six-pack and a roundhouse kick that can't say no

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    Loneliness is a dish best served for one

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    Was ist los, Hotdog?

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    "Cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes" she whispered, ge.....

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    The actress admirably focused on........

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    I know it's shitty....

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    A full moon turns me into a werewolf, but...

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    Are you jerkin' my......

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    I've finally gotten to a place where I can laugh about it....

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