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BarnHen

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  1. I know what you're thinking - I'm blinking, not winking.
  2. Where have all the Wisconsin Sugar Babies gone?
  3. Gimme five, no gimme ten. Forget it, just gimme the whole damn wallet.
  4. Nooks and crannies with crooks and nannies
  5. Fight or flight or stay the night - If those don't work, go fly a kite.
  6. Talk to the hand so the face can eavesdrop.
  7. Tickle my taint or be fickle and faint.
  8. You better look out or else I'll run India!
  9. Flexing pecs and wringing necks.
  10. Cardi B? More like Cardi Mom.
  11. Don't knock it 'til you try it? It's a goddamned door!
  12. Michael Jackson's Thriller - I, Michael Jackson, barely know her.
  13. Mangia Man, Sandy Ravage
  14. BarnHen

    Episode 13 - Sitcom Sidekicks

    DDP tastes like DP. Diamond Dallas Page tastes like Double Penetration. Woooooooof...
  15. Meat, meat, rare filet, around the corner supper's made. Stick my fork into the chop, I can't pull out if you're on top.
  16. It's hard to wrangle a Dwayne that dangles.
  17. Get back, Martha Faulkner, you don't know me like that!
  18. Whatcha think, sausage link?
  19. How's tricks, breadsticks?
  20. What could be greater than a face full of craters?
  21. Deja vu, shame on me. Jamais vu, shame on you.
  22. Dogs go to heaven, southern belle's go to hell
  23. Twerp it up your nerf, grandpa!
  24. Janice's ex said this, "love it to kiss numbers? Dude, you're on to me!"
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