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  1. BarnHen
    The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.
  2. BarnHen
    When you're slidin' into second and you see your parents neckin'. They didn't see ya.
  3. BarnHen
    I date Shavey Dave for his signature wavy fade
  4. BarnHen
    Gravy Dave just dug his own Davy Grave.
  5. BarnHen
    Waiter, could I get the extra whap of stank I ordered, please?
  6. BarnHen
    If you wanna wrangle my dangle, you better play me the Bangles.
  7. BarnHen
    Please come take back your cats. I'm really allergic.
  8. BarnHen
    I can pee without pooping, but I can't poop without looking.
  9. BarnHen
    It fell on deaf ears. Blood was everywhere.
  10. BarnHen
    Knock on wood. It's been four hours, I better call the doc about these boner pills.
  11. BarnHen
    If coral reef was kobe beef, the ocean would be reef broth.
  12. BarnHen
    Tic-Tac, Cert attack, give bad breath the bone!
  13. BarnHen
    Up top, on the side, down low, dumb hoe.
  14. BarnHen
    Back off guy, I know A LOT of entrepreneurs!
  15. BarnHen
    Dictator? Please, call me Penis Potato.
  16. BarnHen
    You whistlin' at me?
  17. BarnHen
    Howdy do, firm tofu?
  18. BarnHen
    I like my chips wavy with a boat full of gravy
  19. BarnHen
    A punch in the throat is worth two to the scrote.
  20. BarnHen
    What's shakin', turkey bacon?
  21. BarnHen
    It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Beav.
  22. BarnHen
    Missed me, missed me, now you gotta fist me!
  23. BarnHen
    The source of the force is, of course, a horse.
  24. BarnHen
    I'll pinky your twinkie, if you thinky I'm stinky.
  25. BarnHen
    One pizza no toppings, coming right up!
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