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Everything posted by TheAprilFoolsRebel
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Should I be worried that my pee tastes funny?
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WebMD is no help. -
Spider webs: the original source of home-spun wisdom.
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An old saying no one says. -
I am convinced the world is run by a secret cabal of circus clowns. They are known as the Ballooninati.
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Remember: the hills have pies. -
I feel bad for Joe and how public that toy company made his GI problems.
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A real American health issue. -
Stay in your graine lane.
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Like cholesterol, you're always in my heart.
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Miss you, Biggie! -
Is there a comma in “drama llama mama”?
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Asking for a friend. -
Like John F Kennedy once said, “Dallas sure is beautiful this time of...”
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I literally laughed out loud! Because I am a terrible person. -
I'm so hip hop, my blood type is Cardi B.
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Word. -
A pea shell flung into the wind humorously is a comedy pod cast.
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I love it because it's a thinker! -
Well, squirt in the dirt and call it yogurt!
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It's an old saying. Not VERY old, but still... -
I use bread ties because my bread is into some kinky shit.
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My toast to bread jokes. -
I ate worms before the show and watched with baited breath.
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Also: I have worms now. -
Someone at Disney keeps sending me unsolicited duck pics.
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The duck.. had no pants.... -
Every room is an escape room when you don't know how doors work.
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p.s. please let me out of here. -
I thought "butt Dial" was a antibacterial soap for your ass.
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Live and learn. -
Irony is getting catfished by Jim Davis.
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And on a Monday no less. -
I sneezed, heard someone say, "bless you" and there stood Allergeesus
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Or was it Kanye? -
Two bees or not two bees... either way this apiary is off to a slow start.
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The bard barfs. -
It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes the Village People to raise a Macho Man
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This is fact. -
I only buy one ply toilet paper because I do everything half-assed.
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You can also be cruel about this one. I will turn the other cheek. -
Rye bread thinks it's better than other breads. It's an ingrained belief.
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Just having a loaf at bread's expense. -
I've heard of car go vroom but car go shorts?
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So weird. -
And I was never an honor student.
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WTF?