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Everything posted by TheAprilFoolsRebel
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Tom Hanks spanks skanks in Spanx as pranks.
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Making this statement is why I'm not allowed in Hollywood. Well, ONE reason... -
After a long run, I retired from making pantyhose.
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Sheer folly. -
Big Brother is watching my big brother watch Big Brother Season 23.
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Life hack means something different to Jason Voorhees.
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Women. You give them an inch and they say, "That's it?"
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Welcome to the blue hour. -
All this talk about anti-vax and not one word about Uncle Vax.
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The whole Vax family is really upset. -
My favourite podcasts are the ones where people are genuinely enjoying themselves, which is why this has become such a favourite of mine. It's not just three amazingly funny and talented people but it's the friendship that's present in every ep. No pressure to do characters or respond to interview questions. Just friends having fun together and talking about life. It sounds like something that shouldn't be so entertaining and yet, it's absolutely fantastic. Thanks for putting this out into the world!
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Look into your heart. The answer was there all along. especially if the question was, "where's the mitral valve?"
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You speak on our behalf, but who speaks on our bewholes?
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Sorry - that should be b-holes. -
The worst thing that can happen to an erotic baker is a yeast infection.
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Weep for the cream-filled doughnuts.... -
My references are all from yesteryear.
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Find someone who loves you like the Facebook algorithm.
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But maybe a little less stalker-y. -
Watch me neuter pets live on my Spaytreon.
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It's nuts - well, NOT nuts. -
Just a spoonful of sugar helps your mom go down.
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That one got me! -
I sell statues of giant wrestlers. I'm an Andreprenuer.
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Be honest: you're Stone Cold stunned by that one. -
I kept seeing Gordon Sumner everywhere. Turns out, I have aStingmatism.
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Don't stand so close to me - it's COVID times. -
Be warned; that way lies Madness... and they are just playing "One Step Beyond" over and over.
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I like my references like I like my yogurt: dated. -
I collect photos of regular people dressed as Sherlock; I have stock Holmes syndrome.
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What a great start to 2021, am I right? -
I ‘m following an expert on sneaker soles. It’s a Ted Talk Tread Stalk.
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It's beggining to look a lot like.... line? -
I just spoke to Tom Hanks’ son on TV! It was a callin’ Colin Call-in
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This is a very holiday specific one. -
I asked my pirate optometrist if he knew what the problem was and he said, "Aye, dry eye."
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Nopt my best, not my worst. Well, maybe my worst. -
Writing a sexy story about TV's "The Nanny." It's Fran fiction.
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Drescher? I hardly know her! -
Bananakin Skywalker. Is that something?
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Or should I have said C3-POatmeal? -
I wrote a poop joke I thought was solid but then it ran on a lot.
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True toilet humour -
Remember: Supertramp was just regular Tramp until they were bitten by a radioactive hobo.
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Behind the muzak.