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  1. Bingo Boy

    Invasion U.S.A. (1985)

    Bingo Boy replied to JoeRelihanGalactusMusic's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    This movie is bonkers even by 80s action movie standards. Please do this one in honor of America’s upcoming birthday.
  2. Bingo Boy
    Call me Gas-sius Clay, because I fart like a butterfly and stink like a bee.
  3. Bingo Boy
    It’s generally genteel to be gentle with a gentile’s genitals.
  4. Bingo Boy
    How dare you bad mouth the cider house! Everybody knows the cider house RULES.
  5. Bingo Boy
    John Lithgow and his family befriend and form an emotional bond with Bigfoot.
  6. Bingo Boy
    I know one way you can warm up that corn dog, but you’re not gonna like it.
  7. Bingo Boy
    I played my Tears For Fears record at the refuge for homeless albinos. Those guys are big fans of “Pale Shelter”.
  8. Bingo Boy
    I don’t play Words With Friends anymore. Mostly because I’m illiterate and I don’t have any friends.
  9. Bingo Boy
    I may be under arrest for money laundering, but last time I checked there’s no law against being a germaphobe.
  10. Bingo Boy
    Show me your jello jigglers and I’ll drop trou like Dirk Diggler.
  11. Bingo Boy
    Everyone is so PC nowadays but I remember when everybody preferred Macs.
  12. Bingo Boy
    That's a bunch of bologna! Ok, that concludes your tour of this bologna factory.
  13. Bingo Boy
    The pot would never call the kettle black. That's racist bro.
  14. Bingo Boy
    Scrimshaw me a serene scene of your peen and then I'll polish your bone.
  15. Bingo Boy
    My bathroom is black tie only so I look dapper on the crapper.
  16. Bingo Boy
    Little known fact, Arnold Schwarzenegger actually wore underwear for the entirety of the movie Commando.
  17. Bingo Boy
    Slather my boils in coconut oil and I’ll make you a gross piña colada.
  18. Bingo Boy
    She got dat ass like Boss Nass but stinks like Jar Jar Binks.
  19. Bingo Boy
    Just like I told my waitress at Benihana, “Sake to me baby!”.
  20. Bingo Boy
    I suppose I was a bit of a diva years ago when I commanded papa to preach, but that behavior was pre-Madonna.
  21. Bingo Boy
    Indeed I take heed that my steed just peed.
  22. Bingo Boy
    Is it really so strange that Dr. Love and Dr. Strange love Dr. Strangelove?
  23. Bingo Boy
    The high prices at this prosthetic supply store are costing me an arm and a leg.
  24. Bingo Boy
    Restraining order be damned, I’ll do what I please within 500 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese
  25. Bingo Boy
    Sure, they look cute. But those raccoons you let in the house are gonna have to shit somewhere.
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