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  1. Bingo Boy
    Follow me to the genital jamboree. Admission is free if you come before 3.
  2. Bingo Boy
    The Rock would definitely beat Scissorhands. Johnny Depp doesn’t even know how to wrestle.
  3. Bingo Boy
    Throw on your Snuggie and slip on some Huggies. It’s gonna be that kind of party.
  4. Bingo Boy
    Sharlto Copley strives to be a winner, because he knows he’s always just one “L” away from being named Shart-o.
  5. Bingo Boy
    If you buy this Tesla I’ll throw in a free bottle of cologne. It’s called Elon’s musk and it smells terrible.
  6. Bingo Boy
    When Ray Romano is sad he watches a blu-ray.
  7. Bingo Boy
    Stop beating around the bush. Frankly its disgusting and the neighbors are starting to watch.
  8. Bingo Boy
    The movie Twister was nothing like its source material. Where was the mat with all the colored dots?
  9. Bingo Boy
    Are you going to Scarborough fair? It’s the biggest Morning Joe festival of the year.
  10. Bingo Boy
    Jesus has nary a qualm with your hairy palms.
  11. Bingo Boy
    Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but I just realized I forgot to poke some breathing holes in there.
  12. Bingo Boy
    I can’t grow facial hair very well. Thanks to my Native American genes my beard is always Apache.
  13. Bingo Boy
    I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he told you to put more vegetables in your body.
  14. Bingo Boy
    I only do the deed while I listen to Creed.
  15. Bingo Boy
    Converting to Judaism took a lot of work, but it was worth it to cover up my bald spot.
  16. Bingo Boy
    The song remains the same, because my Led Zeppelin CD keeps skipping.
  17. Bingo Boy
    My girlfriend just dumped me. Call me Michael, because I’m Chiklis.
  18. Bingo Boy
    Don’t make mountains out of molehills, unless you want to be worshiped like a god by the mole people.
  19. Bingo Boy
    What I meant to say in my text is that “I’m important”. I really need to turn off auto-correct.
  20. Bingo Boy
    I finally got around to watching The Jinx. Robert Durst, you owe me a Coke.
  21. Bingo Boy
    Sure, I know there are plenty of fish in the sea. But I don’t see how that helps me get laid, you fish-loving pervert.
  22. Bingo Boy
    Let’s get real, none of the beanie babies wore beanies and they definitely weren’t babies.
  23. Bingo Boy
    My favorite scene in Rocky is when he beats his meat.
  24. Bingo Boy
    It’s my wedding, and I’ll wear this hip-hop Looney Tunes t-shirt if I want to.
  25. Bingo Boy
    Don’t get it twisted.. is what I said right before I got that tangle in my dangle.
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