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  1. Bingo Boy
    Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, because I’m very hungry and I sleep in this baseball stadium at night.
  2. Bingo Boy
    I made quinoa with mee maw and pee paw, and now my house smells like grains and bengay.
  3. Bingo Boy
    All that Vegemite didn’t sit with me right, and now I’ve got a case of the down under didgeridoo doos in my underoos.
  4. Bingo Boy
    I covered my other lover in chunky peanut butter, and it made my girlfriend totally jelly.
  5. Bingo Boy
    I hate to say I told you so, but “sexy Muppet Babies” was not a good idea for a Halloween costume.
  6. Bingo Boy
    Gettin’ paid and gettin’ laid like Randy Quaid in Independence Daid
  7. Bingo Boy
    Always McBride’s maid, never Danny McBride
  8. Bingo Boy
    Call me crazy but... my psychiatrist says that the correct term for my condition is “mentally ill”.
  9. Bingo Boy
    I may be a butter face, but that’s just ‘cuz I moisturize with Land O’ Lakes
  10. Bingo Boy
    Get out and take your Jordan Peele blu-ray with you!
  11. Bingo Boy
    The world is still patiently waiting on Lou Bega to release his first four mambos.
  12. Bingo Boy
    I went to the beach and got sand in my crack, but I’ll probably still smoke it anyway.
  13. Bingo Boy
    It’s a good thing that curiosity killed the cat, because I forgot to buy it food.
  14. Bingo Boy
    Every Friday I head down to TGI Fridays for a little something I like to call “TGI TGI Fridays Friday”.
  15. Bingo Boy
    This Predator sequel starring his child is pretty good despite the title.
  16. Bingo Boy
    Easy on the rigatoni ya jabroni, my sweetie’s got diabetes
  17. Bingo Boy
    Today on the show we talkin’ Weehawken. Everyone’s 19th favorite place in New Jersey.
  18. Bingo Boy
    What’s up Auk-dawg?
  19. Bingo Boy
    Feed me hot pockets and call me a liar, because I think my cargo pants just caught on fire.
  20. Bingo Boy
    Just like I tell my butcher, "Don't skimp on the salami, mommy!". Mostly because my mom works in a butcher shop.
  21. Bingo Boy
    Call me by your name, but only two times if your name is beetlejuice.
  22. Bingo Boy
    We're all just future ghosts that haven't been busted yet.
  23. Bingo Boy
    Don't be a fuddy duddy, peel that silly putty off my nutty buddy
  24. Bingo Boy
    People who live in glass houses should have hired better contractors. Put some bricks in there why don't ya!
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