Bingo Boy
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I donāt think thatās what your doctor meant when he said you needed more vegetables in your body. -
Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy.
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Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy. -
It turns out Chippendaleās has nothing to do with the cartoon chipmunks. I really shouldnāt have brought my kids there.
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One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead are both really unique and funny movies.
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I donāt care if you did it all for the nookie, youāre not in charge of what I do with my thin mints.
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Iām not speaking from experience, but Iām pretty sure the peanut butter is supposed to go on your balls.
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The Song Remains The Same, because my Led Zeppelin record keeps skipping.
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The Song Remains The Same, because my Led Zeppelin record keeps skipping. -
Lentil soups give me gentle poops.
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Itās generallly genteel to be gentle with a gentileās genitals.
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Itās generallly genteel to be gentle with a gentileās genitals. -
When I asked you about the Louisiana Purchase, I didnāt mean the hooker you paid for in New Orleans.
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Restraining order be damned, Iāll do what I please within a hundred feet of a Chuck E. Cheese.
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Show me your diction and letās make some young adult friction.
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Show me your diction and letās make some young adult friction. -
Raindrops keep fallinā on my head, because Iām being subjected to Chinese water torture.
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Whether itās yellow or brown, I go sitting down.
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Whether itās yellow or brown, I go sitting down. -
His name may be Kotter, but heās welcome back at surprisingly few places.
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His name may be Kotter, but heās welcome back at surprisingly few places. -
Its a good thing curiosity killed the cat, because i never bought it any food.
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Its a good thing curiosity killed the cat, because i never bought it any food. -
When I hired you as my wedding DJ, what part of āSmash Mouth deep cuts onlyā did you not understand?
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I have a sugar daddy, and by that I mean my dad has diabetes.
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I have a sugar daddy, and by that I mean my dad has diabetes. -
I hate to break it you Van Morrison, but technically theyāre all brown eyed girls.
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I hate to break it you Van Morrison, but technically theyāre all brown eyed girls. -
Your pickle in pantsy tickles my fancy.
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There are two mysteries that will never be solved: who killed Kennedy and who let the dogs out.
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Iāll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.
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Iāll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area. -
She blinded me with science...also with bleach. It was mostly the bleach that blinded me.
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She blinded me with science...also with bleach. It was mostly the bleach that blinded me. -
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ask him how the hell a grown ass man doesnāt know how to fish.
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My ramen restaurant slash strip club āMiso Hornyā would have succeeded if it werenāt for all the soup burn lawsuits.