Bingo Boy
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What I meant to say in my text is that “I’m important”. I really need to turn off auto-correct.
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Don’t make mountains out of molehills, unless you want to be worshiped like a god by the mole people.
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My girlfriend just dumped me. Call me Michael, because I’m Chiklis.
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The song remains the same, because my Led Zeppelin CD keeps skipping.
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Converting to Judaism took a lot of work, but it was worth it to cover up my bald spot.
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I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he told you to put more vegetables in your body.
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I can’t grow facial hair very well. Thanks to my Native American genes my beard is always Apache.
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Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but I just realized I forgot to poke some breathing holes in there.
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Are you going to Scarborough fair? It’s the biggest Morning Joe festival of the year.
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The movie Twister was nothing like its source material. Where was the mat with all the colored dots?
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Stop beating around the bush. Frankly its disgusting and the neighbors are starting to watch.
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If you buy this Tesla I’ll throw in a free bottle of cologne. It’s called Elon’s musk and it smells terrible.
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Sharlto Copley strives to be a winner, because he knows he’s always just one “L” away from being named Shart-o.
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Throw on your Snuggie and slip on some Huggies. It’s gonna be that kind of party.
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The Rock would definitely beat Scissorhands. Johnny Depp doesn’t even know how to wrestle.
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Follow me to the genital jamboree. Admission is free if you come before 3.
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I want my baby back baby back baby back...so what if I left my baby at Chili’s that ONE time.
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I’m trying to get on Brent Spiner’s phone plan so I’ll have unlimited Data.
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The Beatles would’ve been more famous if it weren’t for that careless typo in their name on every album cover. Hire a proofreader ya ding dongs!
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As a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan. I just need to sit back and let my Big Dogs t-shirts appreciate in value.
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