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Posts posted by Bingo Boy
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...and Iām all out of thumbs ever since I bought that samurai sword on Craigslist.
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While Iām out of town donāt lay a finger on daddyās sippinā juice.
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My waitress gave me a free meal so I gave her just the tip.
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Every year, thousands of young boys are disappointed when they visit Lake Titicaca.
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Is that a gun in your pocket or do you have an erection?
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It makes ordering lunch kind of difficult.Ā
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You wear them once then throw them away. Try disposable pantsĀ today!
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Let the glory of God enter you through your glory hole.
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Thereās no sense in beating a dead horse. Live horses are fair game though, so beat away you sensible fellow!
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If you eat stuffing it just winds up in your butt too.
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some call me the wizard of gizzards...
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The world cannot be deprived of my Shrek fan fiction any longer.
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Join me as queen on the throne in my palace. Iāll show you my peen and weāll bone with my phallus.
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Iām not here to make Friends. Sitcom reunions are starting to get passĆ©.
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If you dare cross me my army of sea monkeys shall unleash their wrath upon you.
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They say a bird pooping on you is good luck, but if a human does it then all of a sudden itās a crime and Iām wanted by the police.
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At Thanksgiving dinner, even the Turkey is stuffed!
My uncle Larry told me that joke before going on a 45 minute rant about why Hillary should be in prison and then passing out on the couchĀ during the Cowboys game.
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Hey Hollywood, weāre still waiting on Mr. Magoo 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Snitches get stitches. So if youāre at the ER and need stitches, make sure you snitch on someone in the waiting room.
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Flat-EarthersĀ have delusional beliefs and tiny boobs.
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Iāve got a taste for danger. Especially after that head injury that makes me call pies ādangerā.
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What am I supposed to do, NOTĀ eat every meal at casino buffets?
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I feel the need...the need for speed.Ā Or whatever other drugs you have on you.Ā
Whenever Michael Jackson fed his son hot dogs it was pigs in a Blanket.
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Whenever Michael Jackson fed his son hot dogsĀ it was pigs in a Blanket.