Bingo Boy
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Bobbing for apples has way higher stakes as an adult, especially if you don’t have herpes yet.
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MySpace? More like pie face! Footnote to this catchphrase: I’m a clown and the year is 2005.
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Thor’s favorite rapper is M.C. Hammer. Not because of the whole hammer thing, he just has really bad taste in rap music.
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Maury Povich is the only person who’s gonna wang Chung tonight.
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It's Jimmy Eat's world and we're all just living in it.
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Gather round to hear the tragic tale of Johnny the cobra juggler. He died from auto-erotic asphyxiation behind a Kmart.
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Fight Club would have made more money at the box office if they hadn’t insisted that nobody talk about it
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I’m really into man buns, but not the kind you’re thinking of.
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I’m pro GMO, because who doesn’t like a big rockin’ pair of chicken titties.
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I don’t like Honky Tonk. I prefer Caucasian-American Tonk, thank you very much.
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If you sync up Dark Side of the Moon with the movie White Chicks, nothing happens. It just makes White Chicks really hard to follow.
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I’m putting you on speaker phone, we can’t get your Nana’s dial-up to load hampsterdance.com
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Whenever Andy Serkis goes to a family reunion he’s with the family Serkis.
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Whenever Chris Pratt falls he’s just doing a pratfall.
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I’m not saying I’m a ladies man, but I just met this Apple store employee at the Genius Bar and she’s already got her hands on my dongle.
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Forget Ben Affleck and Christian Bale. I thought Val Kilmer was supposed to be Batman Forever.
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We’re doing Thanksgiving at Aunt Karen’s this year, so I hope you like vodka tampons and Weekend at Bernie’s 2.
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Meats and cheeses, teats and squeezes. Take a number at the dirty deli.
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That’s how life goes, you forget to wear pants ONE time and suddenly you’re “not welcome back at Six Flags anymore”.
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Kelsey Grammer ordered me too much food at brunch, and now I don’t know what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
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In the great taco wars of the future, the man with gauc and sour cream shall reign supreme.
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I’ve had enough of this, snuffleupagus! It’s time for you to get your shit together and go to Muppet rehab.
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The finale of “Who’s the Boss?” was kinda disappointing. They didn’t even reveal who the boss was.
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Ol’ Dirty Bastard always lived in the shadow of his rival, Young Clean Gentleman.
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