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Iāve had enough of this, snuffleupagus! Itās time for you to get your shit together and go to Muppet rehab.
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The finale of āWhoās the Boss?ā was kinda disappointing. They didnāt even reveal who the boss was.
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Olā Dirty Bastard always lived in the shadow of his rival, Young Clean Gentleman.
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Life is a precious and fleeting gift, so thatās why Iām watching all these Sister, Sister reruns.
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I have an eco-friendly living arrangement, and by that I mean I live in my Prius.
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I donāt normally do this, but thereās just something about you thatĀ completely compelled me to walk over here and talk to you.Ā Also, do you have the bathroom code for this Chipotle?
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When it comes to social media booty calls, carpe DMs.
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Had a blast going to this show in Brooklyn, my first HDTGM live experience.
Wouldn't it make way more sense to have Vanessa Hudgens' characterĀ HATE the beastlyĀ guy in the beginning when he was a handsome jerk, only to fall in love with him while he'sĀ Mr. Beastly?Ā That way there is some progression for both characters by the end. Instead she's justĀ in love withĀ him the whole time, even when he wasĀ an asshole.Ā
The big dramatic reveal ending from her perspective: Oh, this random beastly guy I've fallen inĀ love with is actually the guy i was already in love with in the first place? Cool.
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This would be a great episode around Christmas time.Ā Whenever i visited my grandma as a kid, she only owned 2 VHS tapes.Ā One of them was this movie.Ā
I have seen this a shockingly high number of times.Ā
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A Fateful Findings episode would be fun as hell.Ā The onlyĀ slight obstacle is that I doubt there are any sincere 5 star reviews for the Second Opinions segment.Ā
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I flick my ciggies at the piggies ācause Iām a bad whittle boy.
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What is this foul stench betwixt thine cheeks?Ā Didst thou not wash there a fortnight ago, nay one week?
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The Wolf of Wall Street was a bad sequel. Nobody even turned into a werewolf and played basketball like in the first one.
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Itās not that kind of show.
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Your insurance only covers our cheapest cancer screening.Ā Do you happen to know if your hand is bigger than your face?
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IĀ genuinely love this movie.Ā Its a great mix of awesome/wacky that would make for a fantasticĀ episode, especially if they manage to do it in time for Halloween.Ā
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I can call you Gordon Shumway, and Gordon when you call me you can call me ALF.
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Abe Lincoln never flushed when he was done. And thatās how Lincoln logs got their name.
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The Rock was a misleading movie. It didnāt even have Dwayne Johnson in it.
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All dogs go to heaven...except for Mr. Peabody, turns out he was racist as shit.
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Iām banned from Fuddruckers for violating their strict āDonāt pull out your dingaling in the dining areaā policy.
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Most people would say immune deficiency was the boy in the bubbleās biggest problem, but he would tell you it was all the farts trapped in there.
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Iām afraid Dr. Moreau that your unorthodox medical procedure gives me paws.
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Blessed are the cheeks for they shall inherit the girth.
In the great taco wars of the future, the man with gauc and sour cream shall reign supreme.
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In the great taco wars of the future, the man with gauc and sour cream shall reign supreme.