TootyBut2DButt

I got subpoenas for some penis.

Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

A farty party is where you farty and I party.

A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.

Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

There’s nothing more disgusting than a mime’s fart.

Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.

I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?

If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.

“Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

Here’s a hot tip, now how’d you like to see the rest of it?

I’ve got a bona for the rona.

My tokens maybe fungible but my toilet isn’t plungable.

I’m so lonely I could call my parents.

I love the crack of the bat though as far as butt-cracks go it’s one of the smaller ones.

It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside, it’s not one of those you can easily hide, I don’t have much money but boy if I did, I still wouldn’t pay you, it’s not illegal to get a boner in church.

Bioluminescent fish were the original flesh light.

Tick tock it’s absolute casserole o’clock.

When I Teams I creams.

People say ignorance is bliss but I’ve actually found it to be very stressful.

No one should be above the law, other than tall people and they’ve got us on a technicality.

Ice-T is doing a remix of Beyoncé’s Lemonade called Arnold Palmer but unfortunately his wife is featured on the album so it will be an Arnold Palmer with Coco in it.

For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.

Damn, that’s good, I suddenly feel ashamed at the quality of my catchphrasin’