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You can’t spell Suez Canal without my porn name: Zeus C. Anal.

Put your clothes back on Bill, this isn't what people are talking about when they say "gender reveal party".

How's this for an original catchphrase: my social security number is 263-54-8164.

This is embarrassing to ask, but did the vaccine give anyone else a huge boner!?

And you can tell everybody this is your thong song.

Does anyone else have a burning desire to do Calpurnia?

The priest was feeling a little Randy and a little Billy, so he was arrested.

The irony of the phrase “online pornography” is if you google “online pornography” you won’t find any online pornography.

If you’re horny I’d recommend searching “sexy sexy sex and all kinds of genitals all over and they’re a nice size and hot and doing it really good and fast with lots of orgasms for all the people naked in the bed”.

I drink out of vases because because I'm classy.

Calling this a topless bar isn’t cute, pay to fix the goddamn roof.

I really don’t know anyone who isn’t stubborn.

I haven’t tried being burped as an adult but maybe that would improve things.

I just cover my whole house in sawdust so I can puke anywhere.

"What's an independent Claus? Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!" screamed an irate Santa Claus.

Banish these remonstrances! You've violated our most basic principles! This was meant to be place for only fans!

You discussed me. And you discussed how I disgust you. You disgust me.

Steve Zahn only has one video game voice acting credit.

I may be naked but I would hesitate to call this skinny dipping.

She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.

lol before I become some sort of folk hero I should say I have no idea if someone tweeted at Scott, they might have, or Scott could have just remembered he'd said it before. I'm not here to stir up a ruckus I'm a simple man who just wants to hock his catchphrase wares and move along. I'm already on notice.

To be honest they should release the butthole cut for most movies.

If you think whiskey dick is bad then you’ve never dealt with guac cock.

Apparently someone else had submitted basically the same catchphrase with the the ending worded slightly differently. I guess they must have tweeted at Scott about it. I tried to search for it but couldn't find it. I'll claim parallel thinking, but of course if it's been in a show I would have heard it at some point so I guess it was in my head somewhere. Not sure how close mine was to the original.

“All I can do is ask for forgiveness and promise you I will try to be better” -Carlos Mencia