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Regardless of what you tell me, don’t piss on my leg.

Bryce Dallas Howard? More like Bryce Dallas Coward! Commit to one last name!

What’s the point of jumping up if you’re just going to get down?

Roger waters George's bush and Robert's plant.

A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

It’s dangerous to go around all horny, you could die. You might not, but if you do, people are going to think you’re horny for your own death and then they’ll be mad at you.

If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!

With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.

That diagram of a penis you always see at the doctors office is actually Billy Joel’s penis.

Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.

It shouldn't be illegal to own a beagle.

You are forgetting how hard the song "Maple Leaf Rag" slaps.

Two things you need to know about me, I never use innuendo and let’s just say I like to communicate with my tongue.

I can’t speak sign langue but I can speak Sein-language and what’s the deal with that?

You get butter from a female cow and nutter butter from a male cow.

This guy puts the penis in “I got my penis stuck in a watermelon.”

Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn. So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.

I can make a farting noise with my butt.

"Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.

Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.

I like to think of my penis.

I like to think of my penis as an extension of my body.

I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.

Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.

This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.