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TootyBut2DButt

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  1. TootyBut2DButt
    Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.
  2. TootyBut2DButt
    My battery ran out but it said it would be right back after it got some cigarettes.
  3. TootyBut2DButt
    You be the nine, I’ll be the six, let naught come between us, but our mouths and our dicks.
  4. TootyBut2DButt
    Take out your willy and let’s get silly.
  5. TootyBut2DButt
    Insult me again and I’ll light your ass up like a gaffer on a porn set.
  6. TootyBut2DButt
    I understand it’s a common phrase, but Piss and Vinegar is still a terrible name for a salad.
  7. TootyBut2DButt
    I’ll believe my kids are potty trained when I see a certification.
  8. TootyBut2DButt
    When I grow up I want to be a baby.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    What if god was one of us and specifically what if he was Chris Kattan?
  10. TootyBut2DButt
    Drop it like it’s hot, pick it up like it’s ugly.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    Hey Clay Aiken, I ain’t fakin that you’ll have me shakin if you give me some bacon
  12. TootyBut2DButt
    Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.
  13. TootyBut2DButt
    Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.
  14. TootyBut2DButt
    Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.
  15. TootyBut2DButt
    If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.
  16. TootyBut2DButt
    Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    Life is just the time you have between cases of the hiccups.
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    Everyone knows that Opera Ghost is the OG definition for OG.
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    Let’s just say my eyes aren’t the only thing with brows on my body.
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    I don’t even remember what my face feels like.
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    "Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.
  22. TootyBut2DButt
    Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe they shouldn’t have named it the GARBAGE disposal!
  23. TootyBut2DButt
    Jesus had some hot cross-buns.
  24. TootyBut2DButt
    Hannah Montana had a pretty weak connection with the state of Montana.
  25. TootyBut2DButt
    Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a person with a really weird dick?
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