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Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.

A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.

People who like foot-jobs are turned on by inefficiency.

Tecumseh was the original Master Chief.

The truth is I actually love being a pedant.

Hopefully the butt pirates and the ass bandits never team up.

A captain always goes down on his ship.

If elections were erections this one wouldn’t be happening.

I’m addicted to ducks like some sort of quack whore.

Read The Road, Jack and don’t’ya come back, until you’ve read it.

Ass to mouth is how you resuscitate a butt-head.

My butt is fake, except for the hole, that’s all me, baby!

I like to think of myself as my own butt boy.

I’ve got junk in my trunk and by junk I mean fat and by trunk I actually do mean trunk.

No one ever salutes me when I’m at half mast.

If you’re afraid of ghosts it’s important to remember that they don’t exist.

Take Alpha Brain cognitive supplement pills just once a day and you could become as smart as Pete Holmes AND Joe Rogan.

A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.

Unfortunately, the porn parody “Zero Dark Flirty” doesn’t quite clear the bar of the pun justifying the premise.

I’m a little teapot short and stout, stop using me as a bong and clean me out!

I’m unsure of how to feel about the phrase “Tits McGee” in 2020.

A tree fell in the forest, a man fell in the shower, a woman fell in Love; it was Gillian Jacobs

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I like drawing horses on Trojan condoms.

It was a big day for AA when they scored that battery endorsement.