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Everything posted by TootyBut2DButt
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He became a milk man when he creamed his genes.
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He became a milk man when he creamed his genes. -
Better creamed spinach than creamed jeans.
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Better creamed spinach than creamed jeans. -
If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien.
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If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien. -
Pop-tarts stop sharts!
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The beast feasts on priests' yeasts.
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I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles.
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I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles. -
I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.
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I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money. -
Now these are some crispy banacas.
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If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.
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If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine. -
I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate.
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I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate. -
I have to urinate like a racist horse.
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There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited!
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There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited! -
Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch.
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Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch. -
I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.
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I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher. -
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs?
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs. -
Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.
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Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me. -
There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!
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There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is! -
Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.
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Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg. -
Unfortunatley more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.
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Unfortunately more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion. -
When I do the Dew I doo-doo.
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The first butt is the deepest.
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Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.
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Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses. -
I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.
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I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.