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Everything posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky.
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Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky. -
On eagles wings I fly o'er mountain and field, peeing a little the whole time.
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On eagles wings I fly o'er mountain and field, peeing a little the whole time. -
Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq?
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Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq? -
I used to use sham-poo but then I upgraded to real-poo.
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I used to use sham-poo but then I upgraded to real-poo. -
I can't afford smoke so I have to get second-hand smoke.
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I can't afford smoke so I have to get second-hand smoke. -
I pooped my pants but worse yet, I pooped my shirt.
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I pooped my pants but worse yet, I pooped my shirt. -
Look at that irate pirate gyrate.
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Hold me like you hold your calls.
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Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about documentary shorts and more about booty shorts.
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Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about "documentary shorts" and more about "booty shorts". -
The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back.
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The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back. -
I hate to be a pedant but I believe it's actually pronounced "these testicles".
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I hate to be a pedant but I believe it's actually pronounced "these testicles". -
What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism.
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What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism. -
To be fair, we were warned to beware the ides of March.
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To be fair, we were warned to beware the ides of March. -
"Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature.
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"Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature. -
After all his acting Ice Cube is much more well rounded and will now be called Ice Sphere.
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After all his acting Ice Cube is much more well rounded and will now be called Ice Sphere -
There's nothing in the rules that says a paramedic can't play basketball.
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There's nothing in the rules that says a paramedic can't play basketball. -
What's so bizarre about about me being the Soba Czar?
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What's so bizarre about about me being the Soba Czar? -
It's been far too long since I smelled you fart oolong.
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It's been far too long since I smelled you fart oolong. -
You can't make an omelette, if you're vegan.
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You can't make an omelette, if you're vegan. -
If you want to get into Swedish Phish you should start out with "Lingonberry Jam".
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If you want to get into Swedish Phish you should start out with "Lingonberry Jam".