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Yo quiero estar, debajo del mar

I hate when you put me in this position, so please unfold me.

People with vertigo smoke tumbleweed.

Let me plant my Carrot Tops in your Rodney Dangerfield, Cedric the Entertainer.

In honor of Shaq "sixteen" will now be "Shaqteen" as in, "My birthay is on the Shaqteenth of April" or "My favorite movie is 'Shaqteen Candles'".

When dough nuts it makes bread pudding.

My pug died so I un-pugged it and then pugged it back in.

If your plug doesn't work just try unplugging it.

In space, no one can hear you scream, unless you're wearing a mic.

They call me Gillette because men drag my head across their balls.

I was told to expose myself to ideas and people I disagree with which is why I've been showing my dick to Trump supporters.

This isn't a beer belly, it's a tumor.

The worst wurst is a worcestershire wurst.

It's important to remember that for people with allergies, every month is "No-nut November".

The problem with tongue Twister is the board gets covered in saliva.

9 out of 10 kid-knee doctors are pro knee-pad.

The inventor of the dildo saw a need and filled it.

If lemonade is a drink then marmalade should be as well.

Cream always rises, shit always sinks and creamy shit is right there in the middle.

The Doctor was a woman, the Nurse was a man, but unfortunately for the patient, the Surgeon was a child.

Slip your Robert Downey Jr blanket inside my Ava Duvernay cover

He was hung like a horse which is impressive because that's not an easy way to kill a horse.

I hate to get political butt.

Women should be allowed to be priests.

I used to be Catholic but I gave it up for Lent.