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TootyBut2DButt

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  1. TootyBut2DButt
    I think every grow-up is a glow-up because I’d always rather have sex with an adult than a child.
  2. TootyBut2DButt
    Who is your Zaddy and where is his zoo?
  3. TootyBut2DButt
    I like playing pinochle but I hate when my nochles smell like pi.
  4. TootyBut2DButt
    Don't throw the baby out with the bath-water, we're going to need that bath-water.
  5. TootyBut2DButt
    This lyin' lion trainer told me he's trained in training lions but the only thing he's trained in is lyin' about lion training!
  6. TootyBut2DButt
    It takes a shit to give a shit.
  7. TootyBut2DButt
    When millennials say "tongue in cheek" are they talking about butts?
  8. TootyBut2DButt
    I watch the news like I watch porn; masturbating furiously.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    I watch the news like I watch porn; masturbating furiously.
  10. TootyBut2DButt
    Call me Liam Neeson's daughter because I am taken.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    I'm writing a movie about a skateboarding lawyer called "Dude Diligence"
  12. TootyBut2DButt
    Don't call me a virgin, call me pre-coital.
  13. TootyBut2DButt
    Did you hear about the new app for larvae to find husbands? It's called GrubHub.
  14. TootyBut2DButt
    Seems like the Chipmunks are headed down a dark path with their new movie "Separate but Squeakquel"
  15. TootyBut2DButt
    Soul Sucking Sole Sucking and Other Reasons Why I Stopped Being a Foot Fetishist
  16. TootyBut2DButt
    This man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and did it wrong.
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    I've hidden the beef out of spite.
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    I get bull-shit, horse-shit and dog-shit, but how often do you see a bat-shit.
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary cums on me. Thanks a lot Mother Mary now I've got cum on me.
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    Beggars can't be choosers, preggers can't be boozers and neggers all are losers.
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    She sells seashells by the seashore, he swallows tide pods by the tide pool.
  22. TootyBut2DButt
    Did you hear about the bread making guide that Freddie Mercury wrote. It's called the 7 C's of Rye.
  23. TootyBut2DButt
    There's nothing sexier than knowing the definitions of words which is why dictionaries are so effable.
  24. TootyBut2DButt
    My asshole is kind of a dick, my dick is a bit of an asshole, my tits are a huge pussy and my pussy is the tits.
  25. TootyBut2DButt

    When's down, bratwurst?

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    When's down, bratwurst?
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