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    I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.
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    Please, Bingo was my father’s name-o. My name-o is Ringo.
  3. TootyBut2DButt
    One time I did dream of Californiacation and it was terrifying.
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    Who, what, when, were, why/up, down, left, right/cold, hot, bratwurst, sausage, dog, cat. These are just your basic tools for making a catchphrase.
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    Forget it Max, it's HBO.

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Forget it Max, it's HBO.
  6. TootyBut2DButt
    I bought an umbrella for a fella who was lookin' a little wet, it seemed like a good idea until I realized it was sweat.
  7. TootyBut2DButt
    Better Dead Sea than a Red Sea.
  8. TootyBut2DButt
    If you ask me, Joel McHale is The Soup nazi.
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    TNT, USA and TBS have united to form the ANTSBUTTS network. ANTSBUTTS: We know very funny dramatic characters and they are welcome.
  10. TootyBut2DButt
    Life is like a box of chocolates, if you pay attention, you can figure out what you’re going to get.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    It’s important, as you get older, to learn to self-parent and that is why I am spanking myself.
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    Wow, this a good name.

  13. TootyBut2DButt
    When dinosaurs roamed the earth there was no racism. Coincidence? I think not.
  14. TootyBut2DButt
    Call me a Quentin Tarantino film because Samuel L. Jackson is always in me.
  15. TootyBut2DButt
    That took longer than a bonfire at David Simon's house. Talk about a slow burn!
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    More like Jupiter, the bringer of bangers.
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    You know what they say about women with big feet.
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    Nagin, Begin and Reagan walk into a bar. The hottest party of the 20th century has just begun.
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    Porky Pig lives in a world with anthropomorphic pigs but also where "pork" is still a term.
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    Polish jokes are hilarious to me but that’s only because I’m a manicurist.
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    That hole in your wall isn’t where the mouse lives, it’s a mouse glory-hole.
  22. TootyBut2DButt
    I always wear a condom but I would still describe my sex as unprotected.
  23. TootyBut2DButt
    This episode brought to you by hot dogs that are too soft: It’s not like they’re normally hard and they taste fine but somehow these hot dogs are too soft in a way that is disgusting.
  24. TootyBut2DButt
    Past tense, present tense, future tense, everything is always tense.
  25. TootyBut2DButt
    Well my name is and I’m here to say it’s fun to rap in a way.
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