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TootyBut2DButt

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    Jeez Louise? Please, call me by my full name Jesus Louisiana.
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    The way you do birdwatching makes me uncomfortable.
  3. TootyBut2DButt
    No one was less surprised about what a cesspool Twitter is than birds. They went through the same thing when they started tweeting.
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    There’s a places in France where naked men dance but you don’t see pervs writing rhymes about their curves.
  5. TootyBut2DButt
    There’s a place in Peru where the naked ladies hide all their poo.
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    Everyone knows that the sexiest dessert is a peach cobbler smothered in baba ghanoush.
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    Remember when nostalgia was popular? Those were the days.
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    Don’t fuck a duck unless you want bad luck. It makes the lord scowl when you touch water fowl.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    You wouldn't download a car, you don't have the guts.
  10. TootyBut2DButt
    That dude keeps it tight. He's 101 but he's got the body of an 80 year old. So hot.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    Local boy makes good nachos but refuses to share them with neighbors. Now he's in prison.
  12. TootyBut2DButt
    Ordered a new hat online, really hoping the people in my neighborhood like it.
  13. TootyBut2DButt
    I read an article in a magazine that said the park is a good place to go to try and make friends.
  14. TootyBut2DButt
    Started going outside, fingers crossed I meet someone.
  15. TootyBut2DButt
    Is skateboarding still cool? Just started practicing. Hoping to meet some people if I can get good enough.
  16. TootyBut2DButt
    Thinking about gaining a lot of weight. Anyone have any suggestions?
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes, because if it does that would help me.
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    Fuck me? But I hardly know me!
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    I saw a horror movie called IT about a department that doesn’t help anyone.
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    Write as many folk songs as you like, West Texas still sucks.
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    I hope you have your own baby because you can go fuck yourself.
  22. TootyBut2DButt
    The game? Drinking. The pregame? Drinking.
  23. TootyBut2DButt
    “There’s a lot of step brother, step sister porn but there’s very little orphan porn.” said Batman
  24. TootyBut2DButt
    I met a fellow father and we had sex on a cot in a dad romance.
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    I drink sparkling water likes it water.
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